[00:04.03]January brings the snow,
[00:06.69]Makes your feet and fingers glow.
[00:12.40]February's ice and sleet
[00:14.91]Freeze the toes tight off your feet.
[00:18.71]Welcome March with wintry wind
[00:21.47]Would thou wert not so unkind!
[00:27.23]April brings the sweet spring showers,
[00:30.29]On and on for hours and hours.
[00:33.95]Farmers fear unkindly May
[00:36.60]Frost by night and hail by day.
[00:42.41]June just rains and never stops
[00:45.05]Thirty days and spoils the crops.
[00:48.82]In July the sun is hot.
[00:51.28]Is it shining? No, it's not.
[00:56.84]August, cold and dank and wet,
[00:59.49]Brings more rain than any yet.
[01:02.92]Bleak September's mist and mud
[01:05.46]Is enough to chill the blood.
[01:10.80]Then October adds a gale,
[01:13.47]Wind and slush and rain and hail.
[01:17.86]Dark November brings the fog
[01:20.48]Should not do it to a dog.
[01:26.03]Freezing wet December, then
[01:31.36]Bloody January again!
[01:33.44]January brings the snow
[01:35.26]Makes your feet and fingers glow
[01:37.49]
[01:41.34]I hope that's been helpful to those of you planning your holidays.
[01:46.00]Now they're very useful, travel tips.
[01:47.71]Despite all you may have heard to the contrary,
[01:49.91]the rain in Spain stays almost invariably in the hills.
[01:55.21]Oh dear, what a weather this is.
[01:56.39]Still,it was very nice yesterday, wasn't it?
[01:57.71]Spring, I enjoyed that.
[01:59.21]Missed it last year, I was in the bathroom.