作曲 : Patrick Murray/Julian Hewings/Roger Boag/Stevie Hussey Qualified for nothing Are you ready to show off? He's a kid with passion taking his time Applying his make up with practiced hands (Baba badabada) Laze your trainers (Baba badabada) And zip your top cus you're burning bright Don't copy your posters just fall in love With your mentor, with your friend Just look at me boy My pout, my posture, my portfolio (Baba badabada) Laze your trainers (Baba badabada) And zip your top cus you're burning bright I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be I don't wanna be in tonight (repeat) Well that sharp kid he went shopping today Found himself in Boots and Superdrug He bought himself lipstick, mascara, hairspray In his bedroom, his studio, he wanks and then paints himself up Paints himself up Shoots himself up Paints himself up Makes himself up Qualified for nothing Are you ready to show off? His a kid with passion taking his time Applying his make up with practised hands (Baba badabada) Laze your trainers (Baba badabada) And zip your top cus you're burning bright Bright You're burning bright