I am really special 'cause there's only one of me
Look my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long
Oh, oh, oh, I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs, and kittens baby teeth
Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore
Happy as a coupon for a 20 dollar whore
I'm really happy, I'm sugar-coated me
Happy, good, anger, bad that's my philosophy

I can't do this, man, I'm not happy

I am really special 'cause there's only one of me
Look my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
These are my love handles and this is my spout
But if you tip me over then mama said, "Knock you out"
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
Welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am...
I'm outta here, screw you