作曲 : Lynch
I named my pager, isn't that cute?
You should too
So what's your pagers name? 
I'm waiting
People give me a hard time 'cos 
I have a wooden ass
That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom
So just get over it okay
I got 3D vision and cable 
TVI'm not a star, baby
I'm a trip, can you dig me?
I like coffee, 
I feel tired
I got a Dukes of 
Hazard tattoo
And it's not even on the frickin' 
TV anymore
My friend 
Doris says 
I should go to church more
So I told her, "Go to hell okay, just go to hell"
I'm simple but 
I'm complicated, it was 
Daddy's idea
To show Morse code on walkie talkies, we're rich now