[00:00.00]Herbie: [00:00.10]Rose, this is Mr. Goldstone. [00:01.50]Momma Rose: [00:02.00]I ask you, Mr. Goldstone. [00:03.30]The child has a birthday, once a year [00:06.00]We've planned a nice little party- [00:07.00]I'm sorry the cake is so small [00:08.50]Herbie: [00:09.00]Mr. Goldstone is from the Orpheum Circus... [00:10.40]Momma Rose: [00:11.00]There's only one egg roll and some fried riii... [00:13.50]Herbie: [00:14.00]The act is booked on the Orpheum Circus, rose [00:18.40]Momma Rose: [00:19.00]Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone. [00:23.00]Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair. [00:27.00]Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone. [00:30.00]Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share! [00:33.30]Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork. [00:37.30]Put your feet up. Feel at home. [00:41.00]Have a smoke, have a Coke. [00:43.00]Would you like to hear a joke? [00:44.30]I'll have June recite a poem! [00:48.00]Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone. [00:51.00]Tell me any little thing that I can do. [00:54.00]Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone. [00:58.00]Have a kumquat, have two! [01:01.30]Everybody give a cheer, [01:03.30]Santa-Claus is sitting here [01:05.00]Mr. Goldstone, I love you! [01:20.00]Have a goldstone, Mr. eggroll, [01:23.00]Tell me any little thing that I can do. [01:24.30]Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce [01:27.00]Have a cookie, have a few [01:30.00]What's the matter, Mr. G [01:31.30]Have another pot of tea [01:33.30]Mr. Goldstone, I love you! [01:39.00]There're good stones and bad stones [01:42.30]and curbstones and gladstones [01:46.30]and touchstones and such stones as them [01:52.30]There're big stones and small stones [01:56.00]and grindstones and gallstones [01:58.00]but goldstone is a gem [02:03.00]There're milestones, there're millstones [02:06.30]there's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue [02:10.00]But we don't want any old stone [02:13.00]Only goldstone will do! [02:16.00]Moonstone Sunstone We all scream for one stone- [02:20.00]Mr. Goldstone we love you! [02:29.30]Goldstone!