Herbie:
Rose, this is Mr. Goldstone.
Momma Rose:
I ask you, Mr. Goldstone.
The child has a birthday, once a year
We've planned a nice little party-
I'm sorry the cake is so small
Herbie:
Mr. Goldstone is from the Orpheum Circus...
Momma Rose:
There's only one egg roll and some fried riii...
Herbie:
The act is booked on the Orpheum Circus, rose
Momma Rose:
Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone.
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair.
Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone.
Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share!
Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork.
Put your feet up. Feel at home.
Have a smoke, have a Coke.
Would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem!
Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone.
Tell me any little thing that I can do.
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone.
Have a kumquat, have two!
Everybody give a cheer,
Santa-Claus is sitting here
Mr. Goldstone, I love you!
Have a goldstone, Mr. eggroll,
Tell me any little thing that I can do.
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce
Have a cookie, have a few
What's the matter, Mr. G
Have another pot of tea
Mr. Goldstone, I love you!
There're good stones and bad stones
and curbstones and gladstones
and touchstones and such stones as them
There're big stones and small stones
and grindstones and gallstones
but goldstone is a gem
There're milestones, there're millstones
there's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue
But we don't want any old stone
Only goldstone will do!
Moonstone Sunstone We all scream for one stone-
Mr. Goldstone we love you!
Goldstone!