[00:00.00]Eminem - 《Number One》
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[00:00.20]Oooh! Ladies and gentlemen,
[00:03.21]the moment you've all been waiting for.
[00:05.90]In this corner, weighing 175 pounds
[00:10.65]with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults,
[00:14.71]and 4 murders, the undisputed
[00:17.91]most diabolic villain in the world, Slim Shady!
[00:21.81]
[00:23.39]So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
[00:26.84]Don’t act like a snobby model .
[00:28.60]You just hit the lotto.
[00:29.84]Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
[00:32.57]Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
[00:35.63]Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
[00:38.10]I noticed there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us.
[00:41.25]Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust.
[00:43.98]It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk.
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[00:47.08]Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre…
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[00:51.28]They see that low rider go by there, like “Oh my!”
[00:53.83]You ain’t got to tell me why you’re sick cuz I know why.
[00:56.73]I dip through in that six trey like sick ‘em Dre.
[00:59.58]I’m an itch that they can’t scratch, they’re sick of me.
[01:02.40]But hey, what else can I say? I love LA.
[01:04.89]Cuz over and above all, it’s just another day
[01:07.98]And this one begins where the last one ends.
[01:10.61]Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.
[01:13.64]I’ll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz.
[01:16.31]Driving around with a smashed front end.
[01:18.31]Let’s cash that one in.
[01:19.69]Grab another one from out the stable.
[01:22.03]The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Derado.
[01:24.75]The hell if I know
[01:25.75]do I want leather seats or vinyl?
[01:27.57]Decisions, decisions. Garage looks like precision collision
[01:30.56]Or maico beats quake like Waco.
[01:33.53]Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though.
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[01:36.62]So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
[01:39.31]Don’t act like a snobby model.
[01:41.03]You just hit the lotto.
[01:42.32]Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
[01:45.00]Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
[01:48.10]Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
[01:50.36]I noticed there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us.
[01:53.60]Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust.
[01:56.52]It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk.
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[02:03.14]Back when Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk.
[02:05.98]Picture us, you’ll just be another one bit the dust .
[02:08.80]Just one up my mother’s son who got thrown under the bus.
[02:11.67]Kiss my butt. Lick my under cheese from under my nuts.
[02:14.57]It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
[02:17.41]It’s a must I redeem my name n haters get murked (?).
[02:20.22]Bitches lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.
[02:23.07]Missed the cut. The lady give a (?) some paper cut.
[02:26.01]Now picture us. It’s ridiculous you curse at the thought
[02:28.73]Cuz when I spit the verse the shit gets worse and worse cuz your soft
[02:31.56]If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
[02:34.38]Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
[02:37.41]It’s elementary. The elephants have entered the room.
[02:40.11]I venture to say with the same repetition is true
[02:43.08]Not to mention back with a vengeance and hit the signal
[02:45.93]Of the bat symbol. The platinum dude is back on you hoes.
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[02:49.10]So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
[02:51.95]Don’t act like a snobby model .
[02:53.46]You just hit the lotto.
[02:54.94]Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
[02:57.59]Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
[03:00.67]Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
[03:03.02]I noticed there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us.
[03:06.28]Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust.
[03:08.95]It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk.
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[03:15.66]It’s sorta like pourin’ Draino down a live volcano.
[03:18.60]You never know what’ll happen next, it may blow.
[03:21.88]Same things happen to the beats when Dre blows
[03:24.65]I talk shit, but my dick’s long as my payroll
[03:27.54]I get ass like a ball player, but I’m a boss player
[03:30.61]Pimpin’ hoes from here to Australia.
[03:32.68]Till I get heart failure.
[03:34.22]Look at ya half of ya’ll, all scared.
[03:36.13]Other half, hands up in the air, like “Awww yeah.”
[03:39.15]This is our year. This is what you call sheer talent
[03:41.99]but I think at this point it’s just obvious
[03:44.79]Fears, they say my music’s good for all queers
[03:47.56]Cuz I make your ear ring bitch. Ears and all ears (?).
[03:50.43]Call us the mafia. We got the fuckin mob here.
[03:53.16]Gimme the hate and I’ll feed off of ya’s all year.
[03:56.05]Shit, I’m just doing my job here.
[03:58.06]You don’t want problem, do ya?
[03:59.91]Fuck it, I’ll even crack a bottle for ya.
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[04:01.89]So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
[04:04.48]Don’t act like a snobby model .
[04:06.21]You just hit the lotto.
[04:07.48]Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
[04:10.21]Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
[04:13.21]Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
[04:15.67]I noticed there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us.
[04:19.03]Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust.
[04:21.60]It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk.
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