I ate it and at once  my eyes could see you
No sooner had I ooped it down
I felt so far off from the ground I stood on
My legs seemed to me like high-rise buildings
My head was high up in the sky
My skin  the sun began to fry like bacon
And then somebody old
Appeared and asked had I come far
And hadn't they just seen me up on Haleakala
I kept on body surfing to pretend I hadn't heard
There was someone there beside me
Swimming like Richard the Third
And I'm still smiling (I'm still smiling)
Seven naked native girls
Swam seven sacred pools
Lone-ranger smoking doobies said
You're breaking all the rules
You'd better get your clothes
On or else there'll be a row
If it wasn't for my sunstroke
I would take you on right now
And I'm still smiling (I'm still smiling)
I fell in love with my Soft-Hearted Hana
She entered right in through my heart
And now although we're miles apart
I still feel her
She lives beneath the crater in a meadow
She grows among the fruit and grain
You can meet her after heavy rain has fallen