GREMIO:I've made a haul in all the leading rackets
From which rip-roarin' rich I happen to be,
And if thou wouldst attain the upper brackets,
Marry me, marry me, marry me.
LUCENTIO:My purse has yet to know a silver lining,
Still lifeless in my wifeless family tree,
But if for love unending thou art pining,
Marry me, marry me, marry me.
HORTENSIO:I come to thee a thoroughbred patrician
Still spraying my decaying family tree.
To give a social boost to thy position,
Marry me, marry me, marry me.
Marry me!
GREMIO & LUCENTIO:Marry me!
HORTENSIO:Marry me!
GREMIO & HORTENSIO:Marry me!
LUCENTIO:Marry me!
GREMIO:Marry me!
3 SUITORS:Marry me!
BIANCA:I'm a maid who would marry
And will take with no qualm
Any Tom, Dick or Harry,
Any Harry, Dick or Tom,
I'm a maid mad to marry
And will take double-quick
Any Tom, Dick or Harry,
Any Tom, Harry or Dick.
GREMIO:I'm the man thou shouldst marry.
BIANCA:Howdy, Pop!
GREMIO:Howdy, Mom.
LUCENTIO:I'm the man thou shouldst marry.
BIANCA: Art thou Harry, Dick or Tom?
HORTENSIO:I'm the man thou shouldst marry.
BIANCA:Howdy, pal!
HORTENSIO:Howdy, chick!
BIANCA:Art thou Tom, Dick or Harry?
HORTENSIO:Call me Tom, Harry or Dick.
BIANCA & SUITORS:I'm (She's) a maid who would marry
And would no longer tarry,
I'm (She's) a maid who would marry,
May my hopes not miscarry!
I'm (She's) a maid mad marry
And will take double-quick
Any Tom, Dick or Harry,
Any Tom, Harry or Dick.
Dick, dick, dick,
A dicka dick,
Dick, dick, dick,
A dicka dick,
Dick, dick, dick,
A dicka dick,
Dick, dick, dick,
A dicka dick!