[00:05.02]I hate men.
[00:11.88]I can't abide 'em even now and then.
[00:17.36]Than ever marry one of them, I'd rest a virgin rather,
[00:22.45]For husbands are a boring lot and only give you bother.
[00:26.96]Of course, I'm awfully glad that Mother had to marry Father,
[00:33.51]But I hate men.
[00:38.45]Of all the types I've ever met within our democracy,
[00:43.24]I hate the most the athlete with his manner bold and brassy,
[00:48.49]He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.
[00:56.03]Oh, I hate men!
[01:01.13]I hate men.
[01:13.89]Their worth upon this earth I dinna ken.
[01:18.93]Avoid the trav'ling salesman though a tempting Tom he may be,
[01:24.46]From China he will bring you jade and perfume from Araby,
[01:28.96]But don't forget 'tis he who'll have the fun and thee the baby,
[01:35.33]Oh I hate men.
[01:40.13]If thou shouldst wed a businessman, be wary, oh, be wary.
[01:44.88]He'll tell you he's detained in town on business necessary,
[01:50.04]His bus'ness is the bus'ness which he gives his secretary,
[01:57.21]Oh I hate men!