[00:05.44]Since I reached the charming age of puberty
[00:10.71]And began to finger feminine curls,
[00:14.06]Like a show that's typically Shuberty
[00:17.30]I have always a multitude of girls,
[00:20.71]But now that a married man, at last, am I,
[00:26.54]How aware of my dear, departed past am I.
[00:33.70]Where is the life that late I led?
[00:36.77]Where is it now? Totally dead.
[00:40.05]Where is the fun I used to find?
[00:43.28]Where has it gone? Gone with the wind.
[00:46.62]A married life may all be well,
[00:50.05]But raising an heir
[00:51.25]Could never compare
[00:52.03]With raising a bit of hell,
[00:53.34]So I repeat what first I said,
[00:56.28]Where is the life that late I...
[01:02.11]In dear Milano, where are you, Momo,
[01:08.58]Still selling those pictures of the Scriptures in the Duomo?
[01:13.56]And, Carolina, where are you, Lina,
[01:19.88]Still peddling your pizza in the streets o' Taormina?
[01:23.87]And in Firenze, where are you, Alice,
[01:30.89]Still there in your pretty, itty-bitty Pitti Palace?
[01:36.68]And sweet Lucretia, so young and gay-ee?
[01:43.85]What scandalous doin's in the ruins of Pompeii!
[01:50.62]Where is the life that late I led?
[01:53.77]Where is it now? Totally dead.
[01:56.96]Where is the fun I used to find?
[02:00.20]Where has it gone? Gone with the wind.
[02:03.64]The marriage game is quite all right,
[02:06.97]Yes, during the day
[02:07.97]It's easy to play
[02:08.73]But, oh, what a bore at night,
[02:10.29]So I repeat what first I said
[02:12.91]Where is the life that late I?
[02:19.28]Where is Rebecca, my Becki-weckio,
[02:25.76]Could still she be cruising that amusing Ponte Vecchio?
[02:31.47]Where is Fedora, the wild virago?
[02:37.78]It's lucky I missed her gangster sister from Chicago.
[02:42.89]Where is Venetia, who loved to chat so,
[02:49.70]Could still she be drinkin' in her stinkin' pink palazzo?
[02:55.21]And lovely Lisa, where are you, Lisa?
[03:01.86]You gave a new meaning to the leaning tow'r of Pisa.
[03:09.22]Where is the life that late I led?
[03:12.45]Where is it now? Totally dead.
[03:15.80]Where is the fun I used to find?
[03:19.14]Where has it gone? Gone with the wind.
[03:22.50]I've oft been told of nuptial bliss,
[03:26.33]But what do you do,
[03:27.34]A quarter to two,
[03:29.21]With only a shrew to kiss?
[03:31.23]So I repeat what first I said,
[03:33.90]Where is the life that late I led?