[00:02.09]The girls today in society
[00:06.54]Go for classical poetry,
[00:09.57]So to win their hearts one must quote with ease
[00:12.56]Aeschylus and Euripides.
[00:16.00]But the poet of them all
[00:18.80]Who will start 'em simply ravin'
[00:21.69]Is the poet people call
[00:25.10]The bard of Stratford-on-Avon.
[00:28.93]Brush up your Shakespeare,
[00:32.07]Start quoting him now.
[00:35.33]Brush up your Shakespeare
[00:38.38]And the women you will wow.
[00:41.62]Just declaim a few lines from "Othella"
[00:44.35]And they think you're a helluva fella.
[00:47.65]If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er
[00:50.79]Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer ,
[00:53.96]If she fights when her clothes you are mussing,
[00:57.09]What are clothes? "Much Ado About Nussing."
[01:00.68]Brush up your Shakespeare
[01:03.77]And they'll all kowtow.
[01:07.01]With the wife of the British embessida
[01:10.00]Try a crack out of "Troilus and Cressida,"
[01:13.08]If she says she won't buy it or tike it
[01:16.08]Make her tike it, what's more, "As You Like It."
[01:19.61]If she says your behavior is heinous
[01:22.53]Kick her right in the "Coriolanus."
[01:25.72]Brush up your Shakespeare
[01:28.97]And they'll all kowtow,
[01:32.00]And they'll all kowtow,
[01:35.44]And they'll all kowtow.