TV Crimes One day in the life of the lonely Another day on the round about What do they need Somebody to love One night in the life of the lonely There's a miracle on the screen What did they see Somebody to love He guarantees you instant glory Get your money on the line Gotta send me a plastic Jesus There's a check in the mail today That's what I need Somebody to love We just won't eat on Sunday Gotta buy him a limousine Somewhere to live Somewhere to pray Every penny from the people Keeps the wolf outside the door Shop around and find forgiveness for yourself But he'll give you more Holy father Holy ghost Who's the one who pays the most Rock the cradle Don't you cry Buy another lullaby Jack is nimble - Jack is quick Pick your pocket - turn a trick Slow and steady - He's got time To commit another TV crime One day in the life of the lonely Back again on the round about What do they need Somebody to love One night in the life of the lonely Another miracle on the screen What did they see Somebody to love again A supermarket of salvation Take a look inside the store Shop around and find forgiveness for yourself But he gives more Holy father - Holy ghost Who's the one who hurts you most Rock the cradle When you cry Scream another lullaby Jack be nimble - Jack be slick Take the money - Get out quick Slow and steady - So much time To commit another TV Crime - TV Crime