[00:00.00] 作词 : Anderson
[00:10.87]As I did walk by Hampstead Fair,
[00:14.63]I came upon Mother Goose,
[00:16.90]So I turned her loose--
[00:19.51]She was screaming.
[00:25.25]And a foreign student said to me
[00:29.15]Was it really true
[00:31.39]There are elephants, lions too,
[00:33.84]Piccadilly Circus?
[00:44.65]Walked down by the bathing pond
[00:52.15]Saw at least a hundred school girls
[00:54.53]Sobbing into handkerchiefs as one.
[01:00.77]I don't believe they knew
[01:03.96]I was a schoolboy.
[01:14.94]And a bearded lady said to me
[01:19.10]If you start your raving
[01:20.88]And your misbehaving,
[01:23.63]You'll be sorry.
[01:29.71]And the chicken fancier came to play
[01:33.37]With his long red beard,
[01:35.73]And his sister's weird--
[01:38.42]She drives a lorry.
[01:49.04]Laughed down by the putting green,
[01:51.18]I popped 'em in their holes.
[01:56.62]Four and twenty labourers were labouring
[01:59.69]And digging up their gold.
[02:05.08]I don't believe they knew
[02:07.88]That I was Long John Silver.
[02:33.87]Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds
[02:37.99]In his jet black mac
[02:40.03]Which he won't give back--
[02:42.40]Stole it from a snowman.
[02:48.58]As I did walk by Hampstead Fair,
[02:52.66]I came upon Mother Goose,
[02:54.59]So I turned her loose--
[02:57.15]She was screaming.
[03:07.75]Walked down by the bathing pond
[03:10.05]To try and catch some sun.
[03:15.05]Must have been least a hundred school girls
[03:17.55]Sobbing into handkerchiefs as one.
[03:23.90]I don't believe they knew
[03:26.84]I was a schoolboy.