[00:00.00] 作词 : Anderson [00:10.87]As I did walk by Hampstead Fair, [00:14.63]I came upon Mother Goose, [00:16.90]So I turned her loose-- [00:19.51]She was screaming. [00:25.25]And a foreign student said to me [00:29.15]Was it really true [00:31.39]There are elephants, lions too, [00:33.84]Piccadilly Circus? [00:44.65]Walked down by the bathing pond [00:52.15]Saw at least a hundred school girls [00:54.53]Sobbing into handkerchiefs as one. [01:00.77]I don't believe they knew [01:03.96]I was a schoolboy. [01:14.94]And a bearded lady said to me [01:19.10]If you start your raving [01:20.88]And your misbehaving, [01:23.63]You'll be sorry. [01:29.71]And the chicken fancier came to play [01:33.37]With his long red beard, [01:35.73]And his sister's weird-- [01:38.42]She drives a lorry. [01:49.04]Laughed down by the putting green, [01:51.18]I popped 'em in their holes. [01:56.62]Four and twenty labourers were labouring [01:59.69]And digging up their gold. [02:05.08]I don't believe they knew [02:07.88]That I was Long John Silver. [02:33.87]Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds [02:37.99]In his jet black mac [02:40.03]Which he won't give back-- [02:42.40]Stole it from a snowman. [02:48.58]As I did walk by Hampstead Fair, [02:52.66]I came upon Mother Goose, [02:54.59]So I turned her loose-- [02:57.15]She was screaming. [03:07.75]Walked down by the bathing pond [03:10.05]To try and catch some sun. [03:15.05]Must have been least a hundred school girls [03:17.55]Sobbing into handkerchiefs as one. [03:23.90]I don't believe they knew [03:26.84]I was a schoolboy.