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[00:10.45]女人最怕男人是一堆沙猪
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[00:15.77]男人最怕女人脑袋像浆糊
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[00:20.94]女人通常都是感情的动物
[00:25.56]男人大半都是生活的侏儒
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[00:31.05]女人可以爱到义无反顾
[00:36.24]男人只能爱到相当程度
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[00:41.57]女人失恋容易另寻出路
[00:46.18]男人失恋可就万劫不复
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[00:51.87]男女之间永远说不清楚
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[00:56.76]互相厌恶又互相追逐
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[01:02.06]彼此可以找出千万个错误
[01:06.78]却是五十步笑百步
[01:11.89]女人对爱要求需索无度
[01:17.43]男人总是显得马马虎虎
[01:22.66]女人好不容易决定开始
[01:27.32]男人却好像刚要结束
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[01:56.89]女人的泪可以融化冰雪
[02:02.56]男人的哭却是山崩地裂
[02:07.54]女人的坚强是金石不变
[02:12.34]男人的温柔是沧海一栗
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[02:17.55]女人的胸前是男人的家
[02:23.08]男人的肩膀是女人的床
[02:28.22]女人希望男人像一棵大树
[02:32.86]男人渴望的是精神支柱
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[02:38.54]男女之间永远说不清楚
[02:43.53]互相厌恶 又互相追逐
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[02:48.74]彼此可以找出千万个错误
[02:53.46]却是五十步笑百步
[02:58.74]女人说谎保证是天衣无缝
[03:04.14]男人说谎终究是百密一疏
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[03:09.38]女人懂得演戏是一种天赋
[03:14.01]男人永远败在经验不足
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[03:40.29]男女之间永远说不清楚
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[03:45.29]互相厌恶 又互相追逐
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[03:50.56]彼此可以找出千万个错误
[03:55.09]却是五十步笑百步
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[04:04.29]女人认为爱情是一种付出
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[04:09.66]男人总是把它当作一种征服
[04:14.90]女人好不容易决定开始
[04:19.61]男人却好像刚要结束
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[04:25.26]女人好不容易决定开始
[04:29.84]男人却好像刚要结束
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[04:35.39]女人好不容易决定开始
[04:40.07]男人却好像刚要结束