[00:00.00] 作词 : Jole Hughes
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Jole Hughes
[00:02.56] Now I have a huge problem with social networks
[00:05.46] You know, those websites like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram?
[00:08.58] All that bullshit
[00:10.11] Let's start with Facebook, shall we?
[00:12.22] Other than stupid ass girls posting dumbass statuses
[00:14.92] I don't have too much of a problem
[00:17.85] But what makes you think I'm gonna play six rounds
[00:20.41] Of Mafia Wars, Candy Crush and Farmville?
[00:23.95] You gotta understand
[00:25.14] The only thing I play with, while I'm on the internet
[00:27.49] Is my dick!
[00:28.87] Twitter is this huge, uneducated shithole
[00:31.39] Where everybody's an expert and everybody has an opinion
[00:34.48] And everybody's just - just shitting out words
[00:36.67] Shitting - shitting out words that don't make sense
[00:39.85] And YouTube, all I see is the same shit
[00:47.04] Stop it!
[00:48.27] Why doesn't anyone upload some real talent like this?
[01:00.18] It's just giving these kids
[01:01.87] More access to complain
[01:03.16] 24/7
[01:26.22] Other than stupid - stupid girls posting dumb - dumb statuses
[01:29.41] I don't have too much of a problem
[01:31.82] But what makes you think I'm gonna play six rounds
[01:34.54] Of Mafia Wars, Candy Crush and Farmville?
[01:37.26] Well, that's too far!
[01:51.12] It's just giving these kids
[01:52.21] More access to complain
[01:56.77] 24/7
[02:09.76] Well, that's too far!
[02:21.78] Stupid ass girls posting dumbass statuses
[03:07.75] Now Instagram is basically picture book version of Twitter
[03:10.61] Cause let's face, who the **** - **** reads anymore?
[03:14.34] All these stupid ass girls think that throwing on a filter
[03:17.39] Makes them photographer
[03:18.89] I accidentally spilled spicy - spicy curry on the lens of my iPhone
[03:22.73] And I still got a better filter than what you girls use
[03:26.19] And we get it!
[03:27.58] You like taking pictures of your food