Well I don't know why I came here tonight 
I got the feeling that something ain't right 
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 

Clowns to the left of me 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
Stuck in the middle with you 
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you 

And I'm wondering what it is I should do 
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face 
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place 

Clowns to the left of me 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
Stuck in the middle with you 

Well you started out with nothing 
And you're proud that you're a self made man 
And your friends, they all come crawlin 
Slap you on the back and say 
Please~ Please~~

Trying to make some sense of it all 
But I can see that it makes no sense at all 
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor 
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore 

Clowns to the left of me 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
Stuck in the middle with you 

Well you started out with nothing 
And you're proud that you're a self made man 
And your friends, they all come crawlin 
Slap you on the back and say 
Please~ Please~~

Well I don't know why I came here tonight 
I got the feeling that something ain't right 
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 

Clowns to the left of me 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
Stuck in the middle with you 
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you 
Stuck in the middle with you 

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you