Hey! That's my cigar! You'll steal another! Hey, look! It's bath time at the zoo I thought that I'd surprise my mother If you can find her WHO ASKED YOU?! From Bottle Alley to the Harbor There's easy pickings guaranteed Try any banker, bum, or barber They almost all knows how to read It's a crooked game we're playin' One we'll never lose Long as suckers don't mind payin' Just to get bad news Ain't it a fine life! Carrying the banner through it all A mighty fine life! Carrying the banner tough and tall When the bell rings We goes where we wishes We's as free as fishes Sure beats washing dishes What a fine life Carrying the banner home-free all! Hey, Crutchie, what's your leg say, gonna rain? Uhh, no rain... Ho-ho, partly cloudy, clear by evenin' Ha! And the limp sells fifty papes a week, all by itself! I don't need the limp to sell papes I got personality It takes a smile that spreads like butter The kind that turns a lady's head It takes an orphan with a stutter Who's also blind- And mute- And dead! Summer stinks and winters freezing When you works outdoors Start out sweatin End up sneezin' In between it pours! Still it's a fine life Carrying the banner with me chums Still it's a fine life Carrying the banner with me chums A bunch of big shots Tossin' out a freebie to the bums A bunch of big shots Tossin' out a freebie Hey! What's the hold up? Waiting makes me antsy I likes livin' chancey Harlem to Delancey What a fine life! Carrying the banner through the- Blessed children Though you wander lost and depraved Jesus loves you You shall be saved Curdled ( Just give me half a cup) coffee ( Somethin' to wake me up) Concrete donuts ( I gotta find an angle) Sprinkled with mold ( It's gettin bad out there) Homemade ( Papers is all I got) ( It's 88 degrees) biscuits ( JACK says to change my spot) ( Wish I could catch a breeze) Just two ( Maybe it's worth a shot) ( All I can catch is fleas) years old If I hate the headline I'll make up a headline And I'll say anything I have'ta 'Cause at two for a penny, if I take too many Weasel just makes me eat 'em afta'! Got a feelin' bout the headline! I smells me a headline! ( I do too, so it must be true) Papes are gonna sell like we was givin' them away! Betcha dinner it's a doozy ( What a switch! Soon we'll all be rich) 'Bout a pistol-packin' floozy Who knows how to make a Newsie's day! ( Don't know any better way to make a newsie's day) You wanna move the next edition Give us an earthquake or a war! How 'bout a crooked politician? Yeah, nitwit, that ain't news no more! Uptown to Grand Central Station Down to City Hall We improves our circulation Walking 'til we fall But we'll be out there ( Got a feelin' 'bout the headline) Carrying the banner man to man! ( I smells me a headline) ( Papes are gonna sell like we was givin' them away) We're always out there (Betcha dinner it's a doozy) Soakin' every sucker that we can! ( 'Bout a pistol-packin' floozy) ( Don't know any better way to make a Newsie's day! ) See the headline: ( I was stakin' out the circus, ) Newsies on a mission! ( And then someone said that Coney's really hot) Kill the competition, ( But when I got there,) Sell the next edition! ( there was Spot with all his cronies, ) We'll be out there, ( Heck, I'm gonna take what little dough I got and play with ponies! ) Carrying the banner! See us out there, ( We at least deserves a headline for the hours that they work us) Carrying the banner! Always out there, ( Jeez, I bet if I just stayed a little longer at the circus... ) Carrying the banner! We’ll all be out there Carrying the banner man to man! We're always out there Soakin' every sucker that we can! Here's the headline: Newsies on a mission! Kill the competition! Sell the next edition! We'll be out there Carrying the banner! See us out there Carrying the banner! Always out there Carrying the banner! Ahh, ahh, ahh, go!