[ti:Alcohol]
[ar:Brad Paisley]
[00:12.487]I  can  make  anybody  pretty.
[00:17.186]I  can  make  you  believe  any  lie.
[00:22.232]I  can  make  you  pick  a  fight  with  somebody  twice  your  size.
[00:32.470]Well,I ’ve  been  known  to  cause  a  few  break-ups,
[00:37.975]An'I ’ve  been  known  to  cause  a  few  births.
[00:42.179]Well,I  can  make  you  new  friends,or  get  you  fired  from  work.
[00:52.03]And  since  the  day  I  left  Milwaukee,
[00:58.67]Lynchburg  an'Bordeaux,France,
[01:02.982]Been  making  the  bars  lots  of  big  money,
[01:08.626]An'helpin'white  people  dance.
[01:13.422]I  got  you  in  trouble  in  High  School,
[01:18.234]But  College,now  that  was  a  ball.
[01:23.72]You  had  some  of  the  best  times  you ’ll  never  remember  with  me:
[01:30.56]Alcohol;Alcohol.
[01:40.975]I  got  blamed  at  your  wedding  reception,
[01:46.142]For  your  best  man ’s  embarrassing  speech.
[01:51.23]And  also  for  those  naked  pictures  of  you  at  the  beach.
[02:01.357]I ’ve  influenced  Kings  and  world  leaders,
[02:06.421]I  helped  Hemingway  write  like  he  did.
[02:11.469]And  I ’ll  bet  you  a  drink  or  two
[02:14.673]that  I  can  make  you  put  that  lampshade  on  your  head.
[02:21.325]'Cause  since  the  day  I  left  Milwaukee,
[02:26.786]Lynchburg  and  Bordeaux,France,
[02:32.49]I  been  making  a  fool  out  of  folks  just  like  you,
[02:38.300]An'helping  white  people  dance.
[02:41.657]I  am  medicine  and  I  am  poison,
[02:47.176]I  can  help  you  up  or  make  you  fall.
[02:52.199]You  had  some  of  the  best  times  you ’ll  never  remember  with  me:
[02:58.984]Alcohol.
[03:04.248]Yeah,since  the  day  I  left  Milwaukee,
[03:10.192]Lynchburg  an'Bordeaux,France,
[03:14.988]Been  making  the  bars  lots  of  big  money,
[03:20.554]（Helpin'white  people  dance.）
[03:23.321]Yeah,I  got  you  in  trouble  in  High  School,
[03:30.396]But  College,now  that  was  a  ball.
[03:35.331]You  had  some  of  the  best  times  you ’ll  never  remember  with  me:
[03:42.112]Alcohol;Alcohol.