You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em
There's something irresista-bullish about 'em
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long
I hope that something better comes along
It's no good complaining and pointless to holler
If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar
She made a monkey out of old King Kong
I hope that something better comes along
Still, it's fun when they're fetching
And agree to see an etching that you keep at your lily pad
There is no solution, it's part of evolution
The pitter patter of soles, the little feet of tadpoles
Ah Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet
Oh, sorry about that two, three, four
There's no limitation to mixing and matching
Some get an itching for a critter they've been scratching
A skunk was badgered, the results were strong
I hope that something better, I hope that something better
I hope that something better comes along
(Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum)