[00:01.83]It's a god-awful small affair
[00:06.17]To the girl with the mousy hair
[00:10.10]But her mummy is yelling "No"
[00:14.08]And her daddy has told her to go
[00:18.12]But her friend is nowhere to be seen
[00:21.98]Now she walks through her sunken dream
[00:25.85]To the seat with the clearest view
[00:29.88]And she's hooked to the silver screen
[00:34.01]But the film is a saddening bore
[00:37.80]For she's lived it ten times or more
[00:41.57]She could spit in the eyes of fools
[00:45.51]As they ask her to focus on
[00:48.34]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[00:52.77]Oh man! look at those cavemen go
[00:58.42]It's the freakiest show
[01:02.15]Take a look at the lawman
[01:05.73]Beating up the wrong guy
[01:07.85]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[01:13.40]He's in the best selling show
[01:17.33]Is there life on Mars?
[01:18.65]
[01:41.77]It's on Amerika's tortured brow
[01:45.87]That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
[01:50.00]Now the workers have struck for fame
[01:54.19]'Cause Lennon's on sale again
[01:57.77]See the mice in their million hordes
[02:01.69]From Ibeza to the norfolk broads
[02:05.52]Rule Britannia is out of bounds
[02:09.35]To my mother, my dog, and clowns
[02:13.41]But the film is a saddening bore
[02:17.24]'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
[02:21.02]It's about to be writ again
[02:24.95]As I ask you to focus on
[02:27.48]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[02:31.78]Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
[02:37.71]It's the freakiest show
[02:41.31]Take a look at the Lawman
[02:44.68]Beating up the wrong guy
[02:46.96]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[02:52.56]He's in the best selling show
[02:56.49]Is there life on Mars?