Ain't it hard to stumble, land in some funny lagoon?
Ain't it hard to stumble, land in some muddy lagoon?
Especially when it's nine below zero and three o'clock in the afternoon
Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame
Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame
Well, I might look like Robert Ford, but I feel just like Jesse James
I got my dark sunglasses, I got for good luck my black tooth
I got my dark sunglasses, carrying for good luck my black tooth
Don't ask me nothing 'bout nothing, I just might tell you the truth
I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name
I got a woman in Jackson, but I ain't gonna say her name
She's a brown-skinned woman but I love her just the same