The world owes me a living 
I've waited on this dole queue too long 
I've been standin' in the rain for fifteen minutes 
That's a quarter of an hour too long. 
I'll take all they can give me 
And then I'm gonna ask for more 
Cos the money's buried deep in the bank of 
England And 
I want the key to the vault 
CHORUS: I'm gonna take your money 
Count your loss when 
I'm gone. 
I'm alright, 
Jack, I'm lookin' after number one. 
If I want something 
I get it Don't matter what 
I have to do 
I'll step on your face, on your mother's grave 
Never underestimate me 
I'm nobody's fool (repeat chorus) 
Don't wanna be like you. 
Don't wanna live like you. 
Don't wanna talk like you, at all. 
Don't give me love thy neighbour 
Don't give me charity 
Don't give me peace and love or the good lord above 
You only get in my way with your stupid ideas 
I am an island 
Entire of myself 
And when I get old, older than today 
I'll never need anybody's help in any way. (repeat chorus) 
Don't wanna be like you. 
Don't wanna live like you. 
Don't wanna talk like you, at all. 
I'm gonna be like 
I'm gonna be like 
I'm gonna be like 
ME!