to  clubs  we'll  never  get  in
it's  like  the  bottom  of  the  ninth
quite  the  way  i  want  it  to  be
and  a  bathroom  i  can  play  baseball  in
i'll  need  a  credit  card  that's  got  no  limit
and  we'll  hang  out  in  the  coolest  bars
in  the  vip  with  the  movie  stars
hey  hey  i  wanna  be  a  rockstar
hey  hey  i  wanna  be  a  rockstar
so  i  can  eat  my  meals  for  free
i'm  gonna  dress  my  ass
and  we'll  hang  out  in  the  coolest  bars
in  the  vip  with  the  movie  stars
and  we'll  hide  out  in  the  private  rooms
today's  who's  who
everybody's  got  a
hey  hey  i  wanna  be  a  rockstar
i'm  gonna  sing  those  songs
i'll  get  washed-up  singers  writing  all  my  songs
lip  sync  em  every  night  so  i  don't  get 'em  wrong
and  we'll  hang  out  in  the  coolest  bars
in  the  vip  with  the  movie  stars
and  we'll  hide  out  in  the  private  rooms
today's  who's  who
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