[00:20.200]La la la la [00:22.600]La la la la [00:25.000]Nowadays we often gaze [00:27.300]On women over fifty [00:29.600]Without the slightest trace [00:31.950]Of wrinkles on their face [00:34.500]Doctors go and take their dough [00:37.000]To make them young and nifty [00:39.400]But Doctors I defy [00:41.700]To tell me just why [00:43.700]No matter how young a prune may be [00:46.400]It's always full of wrinkles [00:49.050]We may get them on our face [00:51.600]Prunes get 'em every place [00:54.200]Prohibition worries us [00:56.200]But prunes don't sit and brood [00:58.650]For no matter how young a prune may be [01:01.500]It's always getting stewed [01:03.800] [01:08.700]In the kingdom of the fruits [01:11.200]The prune is snubbed by others [01:13.600]And they are not allowed [01:16.000]To mingle with the crowd [01:18.700]Though they're never on display [01:20.900]With all their highbrow brothers [01:23.300]They never seem to mind [01:25.800]To this fact they're resigned [01:28.000]That no matter how young a prune may be [01:30.800]It's always full of wrinkles [01:33.400]Beauty treatments always fail [01:35.800]They've tried all to no avail [01:38.300]Other fruits are envious [01:40.800]Because they know real well [01:42.900]That no matter how young a prune may be [01:45.500]Hot water makes 'em swell [01:48.300] [01:53.250]Baby prunes look like their dad [01:55.700]But not wrinkled quite as bad [01:58.300] [02:07.800]Every day in every way [02:10.200]The world is getting better [02:12.500]We've even learned to fly [02:14.950]As days go passing by [02:17.500]But how about the poor old prune [02:19.900]His life is only wetter [02:22.300]No wonder he can't win [02:24.700]In the awful stew he's in [02:27.200]No matter how young a prune may be [02:29.800]He's always full of wrinkles [02:32.500]We may get them on our face [02:35.200]Prunes get 'em every place [02:37.500]Nothing ever worries them [02:40.000]Their life's an open book [02:42.200]But no matter how young a prune may be [02:44.800]It has a worried look [02:46.800] [02:57.400]Prunes act very kind they say [02:59.800]When sickly people moan [03:02.200]But no matter how young a prune may be [03:04.900]It has a heart of stone [03:07.600]