[00:20.200]La la la la
[00:22.600]La la la la
[00:25.000]Nowadays we often gaze
[00:27.300]On women over fifty
[00:29.600]Without the slightest trace
[00:31.950]Of wrinkles on their face
[00:34.500]Doctors go and take their dough
[00:37.000]To make them young and nifty
[00:39.400]But Doctors I defy
[00:41.700]To tell me just why
[00:43.700]No matter how young a prune may be
[00:46.400]It's always full of wrinkles
[00:49.050]We may get them on our face
[00:51.600]Prunes get 'em every place
[00:54.200]Prohibition worries us
[00:56.200]But prunes don't sit and brood
[00:58.650]For no matter how young a prune may be
[01:01.500]It's always getting stewed
[01:03.800]
[01:08.700]In the kingdom of the fruits
[01:11.200]The prune is snubbed by others
[01:13.600]And they are not allowed
[01:16.000]To mingle with the crowd
[01:18.700]Though they're never on display
[01:20.900]With all their highbrow brothers
[01:23.300]They never seem to mind
[01:25.800]To this fact they're resigned
[01:28.000]That no matter how young a prune may be
[01:30.800]It's always full of wrinkles
[01:33.400]Beauty treatments always fail
[01:35.800]They've tried all to no avail
[01:38.300]Other fruits are envious
[01:40.800]Because they know real well
[01:42.900]That no matter how young a prune may be
[01:45.500]Hot water makes 'em swell
[01:48.300]
[01:53.250]Baby prunes look like their dad
[01:55.700]But not wrinkled quite as bad
[01:58.300]
[02:07.800]Every day in every way
[02:10.200]The world is getting better
[02:12.500]We've even learned to fly
[02:14.950]As days go passing by
[02:17.500]But how about the poor old prune
[02:19.900]His life is only wetter
[02:22.300]No wonder he can't win
[02:24.700]In the awful stew he's in
[02:27.200]No matter how young a prune may be
[02:29.800]He's always full of wrinkles
[02:32.500]We may get them on our face
[02:35.200]Prunes get 'em every place
[02:37.500]Nothing ever worries them
[02:40.000]Their life's an open book
[02:42.200]But no matter how young a prune may be
[02:44.800]It has a worried look
[02:46.800]
[02:57.400]Prunes act very kind they say
[02:59.800]When sickly people moan
[03:02.200]But no matter how young a prune may be
[03:04.900]It has a heart of stone
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