Tell me 'bout it Ooh Men, have you ever tried to figure them out? Huh, me too, but I ain't got no clue, how 'bout you? Men are like shoes, made to confuse Yeah, there's so many of 'em I don't know which ones to choose Ah, sing it to me if you agree There's the kind made for runnin' The sneakers and the low down heels The kind that will keep you on your toes And every girl knows how that feels Ouch, ah, sing it with me You've got your kickers an' your ropers Your everyday loafers, an' some that you can never find You've got slippers an' your zippers Your grabbers and your grippers, an' man, don't you hate that kind? Some you wear in, some you wear out Some you wanna leave behind Sometimes you hate 'em, an' sometimes you love 'em I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em But a girl can never have too many of 'em It's amazing what a little polish will do Men are like shoes Some make you feel ten feet tall Some make you feel so small An' some you wanna leave out in the hall Or make you feel like kickin' the wall Ah, sing it with me, girls, ooh You've got your kickers an' your ropers Your everyday loafers, an' some that you can never find You've got slippers an' your zippers Your grabbers and your grippers, an' man, don't you hate that kind? Some you wear in, an' some you wear out Some you wanna leave behind Sometimes you hate 'em, an' sometimes you love 'em I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em But a girl can never have too many of 'em Some can polish up pretty good Ah, all men are like shoes It's amazing what a little polish will do Some clean up good, just like new Some you can't afford, some are real cheap Some are good for bummin' around on the beach You've got your kickers and your ropers Your everyday loafers (Yeah, some that you can never find) You've got your slippers and your zippers Your grabbers an' your grippers (And man, don't you hate that kind?) You've got your kickers an' your ropers Your everyday loafers, an' some that you can never find You've got slippers an' your zippers Your grabbers and your grippers, an' man, don't you hate that kind? Some you wear in, an' some you wear out Some you wanna leave behind Sometimes you hate 'em, sometimes you love 'em I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em But a girl can never have too many of 'em I ain't got time for the flip-flop kind Men are like shoes