Gary! You can tie shoes! How did you learn to do that?
So ya wanna learn how to tie your shoes
It's a very easy thing to do
Just sit right down and I'll give you the scoop
What's that？ It's called a loop-de-loop
You gotta take lace in each hand
Go over and under again

You make a loop-de-loop and pull

And your shoes are looking cool

You go over and back left to right
Loop-de-loop and you pull 'em tight
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow
Lace 'em up and your ready to go
Ya make a loop-de-loop and pull
And your shoes are looking cool

Ya make a loop-de-loop and pull
And your shoes are looking cool