I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it

All sky high

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

All just because I  ripped my pants

When big Lary came 'round just to put him down

Spongebob turned into a clown

And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and  ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse

Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
Then a burn from the sun

Or sand in your buns

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

So listen and you won't regret

Be true to yourself
Don't miss your chance

And you won't end up like the fool    who    ripped    his