[00:00.03]We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
[00:03.82]And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
[00:08.16]But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
[00:11.83]'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
[00:20.65]Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[00:24.95]Small and brown he comes from you
[00:27.15]Sit on the toilet here he comes
[00:29.23]Squeezeing 'tween your festive buns
[00:31.87]A present from down below
[00:34.10]Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
[00:36.67]He's seen the love inside of you
[00:39.07]'Cause he's a piece of poo
[00:41.16]Sometimes he's nutty
[00:42.48]Sometimes he's corny
[00:43.48]He can be brown or greenish brown
[00:45.43]But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
[00:48.25]He might come to your town!
[00:49.95]Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[00:52.83]He loves me, I love you
[00:55.23]Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
[00:57.52]I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
[01:00.36]Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?Kyle,
[01:04.46]Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
[01:06.58]Stan: Come on dude, push!
[01:08.89]Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
[01:10.32]Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
[01:12.37]Kyle: Here he comes!
[01:14.15]Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
[01:17.86]I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[01:20.88]Season's greetings to all of you!
[01:23.30]Let's sing songs and dance and play
[01:25.51]Now before I melt away.
[01:27.85]Here's a game I like to play
[01:30.09]Stick me in your mouth and try to say
[01:32.43]"Howdy ho ho yum yum yum"
[01:34.80]Christmas Time has come!
[01:37.11]Sometimes He's runny
[01:38.20]Sometimes he's firm
[01:39.43]Sometimes he's practically water
[01:41.90]Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
[01:43.92]And won't fall in the toilet
[01:45.37]'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
[01:47.62]And he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around
[01:49.44]And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does
[01:53.53]Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
[01:56.89]When Christmas leaves, he must leave too.
[01:59.01]Flush him down but he's never gone
[02:03.51]His smell and his spirit lingers on!
[02:09.37]Howdy Ho!
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