[00:05.38]It\'s hard to be a Jew on Christmas
[00:10.31]My Friends won\'t let me join in any games..
[00:15.08]And I can\'t sing Christmas songs
[00:17.13]Or decorate a Christmas tree..
[00:20.18]Or leave water out for Rudolph
[00:22.81]cos there\'s something wrong with me..
[00:25.55]My people don\'t believe in Jesus Christ\'s divinity..
[00:31.24]I\'m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
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[00:41.95]Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
[00:46.72]That Santa passes over my house every year?
[00:49.46]And instead of eating Ham
[00:53.74]I have to eat Kosher LATKEES..
[00:56.79]Instead of Silent Night
[00:58.70]I\'m singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
[01:01.66]And what the fuck is up
[01:03.69]With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
[01:07.60]I\'m a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
[01:12.32]I can\'t be merry, cos I\'m hebrew.. on Christmas
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[01:28.08]Hey Little Boy, I can\'t help but hear,
[01:30.59]You\'re feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
[01:33.33]But i\'ve come to see that you shouldn\'t be sad
[01:36.21]\'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..
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[01:41.47]Because it\'s nice to be a Jew on Christmas
[01:47.29]You don\'t have to deal with the season at all..
[01:52.75]You don\'t have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
[01:58.47]You don\'t have to go to grandma\'s house with your alcoholic family..
[02:04.18]And I don\'t have to sit on some fake Santa\'s lap
[02:07.28]And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
[02:10.41]That\'s right! You\'re a Jew, a Stylin\' Jew..
[02:16.84]It\'s a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
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