[00:00.170]Well I'll tell you what..
[00:01.750]Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here
[00:06.280]Come on everyone, gather around!
[00:08.450]String up the lights and light up the tree
[00:10.650]We're gonna make some revelry
[00:12.520]Spirits are high so I can tell It's Christmas time in Hell!
[00:16.890]Demons are nicer as you pass them by
[00:18.950]There's lots of demon toys to buy
[00:21.160]The snow is falling, and all is well It's Christmas time in Hell!
[00:25.320]There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham
[00:29.400]After he has sex with it he'll eat up all he can
[00:33.650]And there goes John F. Kennedy carolling with his son
[00:37.930]Reunited for the holidays
[00:40.120]God bless us everyone!
[00:42.540]Everybody has a happy glow
[00:44.210]Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow
[00:46.390]Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell
[00:48.500]It's Christmas time in Hell!
[00:51.810]Satan:Adolf,here's a present for you
[00:54.460]Hitler:Oh,du tannenbaum!
[00:57.060]Satan:Yes,du tannenbaum
[00:58.920]God cast me down from Heaven's door to rule in Hell for evermore
[01:03.330]But now I'm kinda glad that I fell 'Cause it's Christmas time in Hell!
[01:07.690]Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
[01:09.610]We still have to shop for Genghis Khan
[01:11.780]Michael Landon's hair looks swell
[01:14.180]It's Christmas time in Hell!
[01:16.720]There's Princess Diana ,holding burning mistletoe
[01:20.050]Over poor Gene Siskel's head,Just watch his weenie grow!
[01:24.400]For one day we all stop burning
[01:26.320]And the flames are not so thick
[01:28.470]All the screaming and the torture stops
[01:30.960]As we wait for Old Saint Nick!
[01:33.250]So, string up the lights and light up the tree
[01:34.780]We're damned for all eternity
[01:37.350]But for just one day, all is well
[01:39.100]It's Christmas time in Hell!
[01:41.840]Get a toast together and make it quick
[01:43.330]We've gotta make room for Andy Dick
[01:45.820]Wake his mother and ring the bell
[01:49.600]It's Christmas time..(Christmas time..)
[01:57.930]It's Christmas time in Hell!
[02:05.760]Merry Christmas,Movie house!
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