[00:12.710]Stockings are hung on the chimney
[00:17.360]And the presents are under the tree.
[00:20.590]And Mamma's in the kitchen
[00:24.150]Making some... herbal tea.
[00:28.000]Windows are covered with frost
[00:31.150]And the candles are all alight
[00:34.690]But as I wander through this quiet house
[00:38.240]Something just doesn't seem right
[00:41.360]You see, every year the neighbors bring us a swiss colony beeflog.
[00:48.380]But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
[00:51.550]And there's no beeflog to be found... this year.
[01:00.990]No Beeflog.
[01:09.040]Christmas, isn't Christmas
[01:11.600]Without a Swiss Colony Beeflog.
[01:15.400]Without those cheeses and meat
[01:18.620]I don't think I can get along.
[01:21.800]My Mother tries to comfort me
[01:24.570]She says “Here son, have some eggnog”
[01:28.720]But I fucking hate eggnog seriously..
[01:35.190]But what do I see?
[01:38.530]Underneath the tree?
[01:41.320]Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beeflog
[01:44.460]Just for me!
[01:46.940]Aaah, aaaaah, aaaaaah, grandma!
[01:52.650]Swiss Colony Beeflog, baby
[01:55.330]That's what Christmas is all about!
[01:57.730]A roly-poly Colony beeflog, lady
[02:00.700]Makes a little boy scream and shout!
[02:03.380]Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony.
[02:06.200]Fa-la-la-la-la, laa-laa-laa-laaaa! ..sweet!
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