[00:03.61]Howdy Ho
[00:05.80]The Virgin Mary was sleeping
[00:08.70]When Angel Gabriel appeared
[00:11.21]He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
[00:14.04]and Mary thought that was weird.
[00:17.01]Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.
[00:19.60]I blew a guy last year."
[00:22.76]But then Gabriel said to Mary,
[00:25.37]"My child, have no fear."
[00:27.45]Cause, you can suck all the dick you want
[00:30.00]and still be a virgin, Mary.
[00:33.96]You can suck all the dick you want
[00:35.87]and still not be considered flawed.
[00:39.24]Although you went to town and sucked some semen down
[00:44.15]You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
[00:50.67]There was no room at the inn
[00:52.77]When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
[00:55.50]But they were so very tired, you see,
[00:57.96]And Mary had to offer a bribe.
[01:01.16]Since she had no money,
[01:03.90]How would she pay for a place to sleep?
[01:06.49]Gabriel appeared to Mary
[01:09.12]And told her not to weep.
[01:11.27]'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
[01:14.12]and still be a virgin, Mary.
[01:17.63]You can suck all the dick you want
[01:19.50]and still be the mother of Christ.
[01:22.80]If there's no room at the inn,
[01:25.36]then it's not considered a sin
[01:28.08]so suck my dick and get the fuck away!(laughs)
[01:33.17]Then, three wise men did appear
[01:36.86]Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
[01:39.80]They said that they had followed a star
[01:42.56]And missed a woman's touch
[01:45.94]Mary thought she might pleasure them
[01:48.24]But could not take them to bed.
[01:51.63]But again, Gabriel appeared to her
[01:54.82]And this is what he said:
[01:56.94]"You can suck all the dick you want,
[01:59.85]and still be a virgin, Mary."
[02:03.16]You can suck all the dick you want
[02:05.31]Every one in the nation.
[02:08.25]Fellatio ain't no sin.
[02:10.85]Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
[02:13.41]And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!
[02:18.79]You can suck all the dick you want
[02:20.71]and still be a virgin, Mary.
[02:23.30]The donkey and the ox and the lambs
[02:26.46]And even the little drummer boy
[02:29.35]folks will remember your name quick.
[02:31.73]They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!"
[02:34.74]'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.
[02:39.68]'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.(you can suck my balls)
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