Intro Hey yuh know seh a fool yuh tek mi fah! a who name Michelle? a who name Renee? a who fah picture this inna yuh phone? Yuh know seh dat I gwine call dem gal mek dem know who is wife round here! Kippo! Seh sum'n! Verse 1 Mi put a lock pon mi phone and nah tell yuh my pin numba Cau weh nuh see nuh hurt Yuh tell mi yuh beg mi a call weh yuh gone search di phone fah Now a tear off mi shirt Afta mi dun tell yuh seh yuh a di woman a di yard And yuh know seh every man flirt So why di hell yuh a stress mi when yuh fi a caress mi Tell mi weh di cussin worth yuh nuh see it seh Chorus Telephone ting mash up mi life It mek matey a call mi wife yuh nuh see it seh Telephone ting mash up mi life It mek mi girl run gone fi knife, a yuh nuh see it seh Telephone ting mash up mi life Hey a it a cause fuss and fight yuh nuh see it seh Telephone ting mash up mi life It mek mi caan sleep good at night Verse 2 Cho! Look how yuh deh yah when mi could a neva vex Until yuh go read to mi waan sex yuh text Deh yah and a laff then tun inna monsta To a girl seh hello then hang up when yuh ansa Mi caan believe a so a fool yuh a act a write dung people numba and a call people back When mi a talk pon mi phone yuh a listen When your … do missin, yuh nuh see it seh Chorus Telephone ting mash up mi life It mek matey a call mi wife yuh nuh see it seh Telephone ting mash up mi life It mek mi girl run gone fi knife, a yuh nuh see it seh Telephone ting mash up mi life Hey a it a cause fuss and fight yuh nuh see it seh Telephone ting mash up mi life It mek mi caan sleep good at night Verse 3 Look how yuh go out yuh wey to break yuh own heart And now yuh shouldn't follow friends should have yuh own thought Yuh neva used to argue now yuh start And all these tings weh a happen just tear us apart Weh yuh nuh see inna yuh face yuh search yuh found Nuh mek yuh friend dem boost yuh up and feed dem dutty mind Dem carry go so mi come then dem tink dem free fi join a this weh mi see everytime, yuh know mi seh Chorus Telephone ting mash up mi life It mek matey a call mi wife yuh nuh see it seh Telephone ting mash up mi life It mek mi girl run gone fi knife, a yuh nuh see it seh Telephone ting mash up mi life Hey a it a cause fuss and fight yuh nuh see it seh Telephone ting mash up mi life It mek mi caan sleep good at night Repeat Verse 1 & Chorus until end