[00:07.61]Well, I walked up to the bar, [00:10.57]I laid down my Platinum card, [00:14.31]Then I ordered 50 longnecks for my new friends [00:21.57]Well, the barmaid passed them out, [00:26.58]And before we chugged them down, [00:29.55]I held mine up and said, "Here's to us and them" [00:37.40]Well, this blonde slid up to me, [00:40.42]She said, "That was awful sweet!", [00:44.28]Then I saw her boyfriend, wide as he was tall [00:51.66]Well, he broke up our hug [00:55.38]With a six-foot-five-inch shove, [00:59.90]And I found myself slammed up against the wall. [01:05.76]Why does everybody want to kick my ass? [01:13.22]I'm just tryin' to have a little fun [01:17.35]For all the ones who can't [01:20.44]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls [01:24.66]And I drive my truck to fast [01:29.81]Why does everybody want to kick my ass? [01:37.88]Well, I've never been the type [01:41.27]To walk up and pick a fight-- [01:44.98]I've always been the kind to get along [01:52.13]I throw parties all the time [01:55.95]And they're always on my dime, [01:59.63]We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn. [02:06.98]Well, my style of stress relief [02:10.79]Sometimes disturbs the peace, [02:14.38]The police show up to donuts in my yard [02:22.10]And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud, [02:25.49]They run off my party crowd [02:29.28]They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard. [02:36.00]Why does everybody want to kick my ass? [02:43.46]I'm just tryin' to have a little fun [02:47.61]For all the ones who can't [02:50.64]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls [02:54.93]And I drive my truck to fast [02:59.89]Why does everybody want to kick my ass? [03:21.80]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls [03:25.75]And I drive my truck to fast [03:30.70]Why does everybody want [03:34.17]It seems like everybody wants [03:38.10]Why does everybody want to kick my ass?