Let us head on down to Tikiville
Roll your windows down in Tikiville
And I think everybody here is
Just a little tipsy but it's quite alright
"Are you sure? I think that's a gallon."
Like a frat boy party, yes it's quite alright

Wear your funny hats to Tikiville
Raise your martini glass in Tikiville
What you say that you lost your job ay?
Well we really don't care but let's toast to that
What you say that she broke your heart ay?
I can't say that I care, yes let's toast to that.

All day long they only eat cocktail onions
and the olives that sit in their glass
Malnourished but totally intoxicated
that's where I want to be yes Tikiville here I come Tikiville here I come

What you say that you lost your job ay?
Well we really don't care but let's toast to that

All day long they dance and they sing irish tunes
as they down each mug after mug
All their woes and troubles are no longer there
however now their liver functions aren't so good not so good not so good

My goodness all the girls and boys here
Down in Tikiville are so beautiful
Can I be like a Tikivillian
"Well that's very easy, let me sip my wine"
So now I've become Tikivillian
I drink my champagne down in Tikiville