[00:01.78]Bilbo:Can,can you not do that, you'll cut them!
[00:05.06]Bofur:Did you hear that, lads? He said we would blunt the knives
[00:09.61]Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
[00:12.25]Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
[00:14.64]Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
[00:17.91]That's what Bilbo Baggins hates-
[00:20.11]Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
[00:22.03]Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
[00:23.90]Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
[00:27.65]Splash the wine on every door!
[00:29.75]Dump the crocks in a boiling bawl;
[00:31.51]Pound them up with a thumping pole;
[00:33.34]And when you've finished, if any are whole,
[00:38.50]Send them down the hall to roll !
[00:41.11]......
[00:48.15]That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!