[00:00]This was a triumph [00:04]I'm making a note here: [00:09]It's hard to overstate my satisfaction [00:29]Except the ones who are dead [00:32]But there's no sense crying over every mistake [00:36]You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake [00:40]And the science gets done [01:20]And as it burned, it hurt because [01:30]And we're out of beta [02:20]Look at me still talking when there's science to do [00:05.90]HUGE SUCCESS! [00:16.50]Aperture Science [00:20.85]We do what we must because we can [00:25.90]For the good of all of us [00:42.15]And you make a neat gun [00:44.70]For the people who are still alive [00:53.95]I'm not even angry [00:58.80]I'm being so sincere right now [01:03.90]Even though you broke my heart [01:07.50]And killed me [01:11.46]And tore me to pieces [01:14.95]And threw every piece into a fire [01:23.98]I was so happy for you [01:25.95]Now these points of data make a beautiful line [01:32.90]We're releasing on time [01:34.85]So I'm GLaD I got burned [01:36.95]Think of all the things we learned [01:38.95]For the people who are still alive [01:48.90]Go ahead and leave me [01:52.20]I think I prefer to stay inside [01:57.95]Maybe you'll find someone there to help you? [02:04.90]Maybe Black Mesa? [02:09.10]THAT WAS A JOKE [02:11.10]Ha ha,fat chance [02:14.96]Anyway,this cake is great [02:17.95]It's so delicious and moist [02:24.95]When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you [02:28.95]I've experiments to run [02:30.95]There is research to be done [02:32.95]On the people who are still alive [02:37.10]And believe me I am still alive [02:40.95]I'm doing science and I'm still alive [02:44.95]I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive [02:49.90]While you're dying I'll be still alive [02:53.90]And when you are dead and I will be still alive [02:57.95]STILL ALIVE [02:59.95]STILL ALIVE