[00:04.11]Are you sick of not existing
[00:09.14]Does your halo just not flatter your face
[00:16.46]Feel brand new in just three easy payments
[00:23.80]Try it free
[00:27.82]What it's like to be
[00:31.30]But wait there's more
[00:33.49]The sky is not the limit
[00:36.38]The body you have always wanted
[00:39.37]Let us put you in it
[00:42.20]Bad karma  No karma  You too can get a life
[00:47.57]And it's all for the low  low price of
[00:51.88]What it's like to be human
[00:54.49]What it's like to be alive
[01:03.41]What it's like to be human
[01:15.30]What it's like to be human
[01:18.87]No returns and no exchanges
[01:24.29]And of course at first
[01:25.98]You won't know what your f*cking name is
[01:29.96]Void where prohibited or if your lover leaves
[01:35.82]Putrefaction guaranteed
[01:38.51]Just call the number on your screen  (800)
[01:45.52]What it's like to be human
[01:50.60]What it's like to be alive
[01:56.65]What it's like to be human
[02:08.60]What it's like to be human
[02:11.96]On earth as it is in heaven
[02:14.98]Condemned to be free
[02:17.84]And yes  even angels fall for legalese
[02:21.65]So lead us not into late night TV
[02:28.20]But deliver us  no CODs
[02:32.26]What it's like to be human
[02:38.68]What it's like to be alive
[02:44.10]What it's like to be human
[04:03.54]Cause all anybody knows
[04:06.84]Is how the jingle goes
[04:11.96]Cause all anyone knows
[04:17.34]Is how the jingle goes
[04:22.76]Cause all anyone knows
[04:30.56]Is how the jingle goes