[00:01.936]Times have changed, [00:05.454]And we've often rewound the clock, [00:09.195]Since the Puritans got a shock, [00:12.193]When they landed on Plymouth Rock. [00:15.697]If today, [00:19.693]Any shock they should try to stem, [00:22.943]'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock, [00:26.433]Plymouth Rock would land on them. [00:34.935]In olden days a glimpse of stocking [00:38.945]Was looked on as something shocking, [00:41.192]But now, God knows, [00:43.686]Anything Goes. [00:46.690]Good authors too who once knew better words, [00:48.945]Now only use four letter words [00:51.452]Writing prose, Anything Goes. [00:56.200]The world has gone mad today [00:57.686]And good's bad today, [00:59.439]And black's white today, [01:00.692]And day's night today, [01:01.937]When most guys today [01:03.194]That women prize today [01:04.442]Are just silly gigolos [01:06.950]And though I'm not a great romancer [01:09.444]I know that you're bound to answer [01:11.439]When I propose, [01:13.941]Anything goes [01:35.201]When grandmama whose age is eighty [01:37.681]In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's, [01:42.381]Anything Goes. [01:45.387]When mothers pack and leave poor father [01:47.627]Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros, [01:52.146]Anything Goes. [01:54.886]If driving fast cars you like, [01:56.636]If low bars you like, [01:57.881]If old hymns you like, [01:59.132]If bare limbs you like, [02:00.388]If Mae West you like [02:01.628]Or me undressed you like, [02:02.899]Why, nobody will oppose! [02:05.380]When every night, [02:06.878]The set that's smart [02:07.892]Is intruding in nudist parties in studios, [02:12.137]Anything Goes. [02:16.887] [04:50.141]The world has gone mad today [04:51.647]And good's bad today, [04:52.878]And black's white today, [04:54.144]And day's night today, [04:55.390]When most guys today [04:56.390]That women prize today [04:57.881]Are just silly gigolos [05:00.378]They think he's gangster number one [05:02.627]So they've made him their favorite son [05:04.886]And that goes to show [05:07.144]Anything goes [05:09.886]If saying your prayers you like, [05:11.383]If green pears you like [05:12.390]If old chairs you like, [05:13.641]If back stairs you like, [05:14.878]If love affairs you like [05:16.130]With young bears you like, [05:17.386]Why nobody will oppose! [05:19.890]And though I'm not a great romancer [05:22.148]I know that you're bound to answer [05:24.894]When I propose, [05:26.884]Anything goes [05:29.635]Anything [05:30.378]Anything [05:30.893]Anything [05:32.386]Anything goes!