The glare from the screen in his lens
In his shirt pocket, ballpoint pens
The quiet one in class, don't make him mad!
He's guaranteed to do something bad!
Hacking into your mainframe
Find your secret folder of shame
Put it up for download
Then life won't be the same!

But deep down, deep down
Yes deep down,
Deep down he's just
A guy who likes anime!

Every little move you make he knows
Be alarmed! He's taking notes!
If your spine tingles when you're alone
He's watching you from your cellular phone!
Hacking into your mainframe
Find your secret folder of shame
Put it up for download
Then life won't be the same!

But deep down, deep down
Yes deep down deep down he's just
A guy who likes anime!

But deep down, deep down
Yes deep down deep down he's just
A guy who likes anime!