I'm lazy when 
I'm lovin and 
I'm lazy when 
I play I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day 
I'm lazy when 
I'm speaking, 
I'm lazy when 
I walk I'm lazy when 
I'm dancing and 
I'm lazy when 
I talk Open up my mouth, air comes rushing out (sigh) 
Nothing, doing nada, never, how d'you like me now? 
Wouldn't it be mad, wouldn't it be fine 
Lazy, lucky lady, dancing, loving all the time 
Ohhhhh I'm wicked and 
I'm lzy Ohhhhh 
Don't you want to save me? 
Some folks they got money and some folks love to sweep 
Some folks make decisions and some folks clean the streets 
Now imagine what it feels like, imagine how it sounds 
Imagine life was perfect and everything works out 
No tears are falling from my eyes 
I'm keeping all the pain inside 
Now don't you want to live with me 
I'm lazy as a man can be 
Ohhhhh I'm wicked and 
I'm lazy Ohhhhh 
Don't you want to save me? 
Ooh-hoo  Imagine there's a girlfriend, imagine there's a job 
Imagine there's an answer, imagine there's a 
God Imagine 
I'm a devil, imagine 
I'm a saint 
Lazy money, lazy, sexy, lazy outer space 
No tears are falling from my eyes 
I'm keeping all the pain inside 
Now don't you want to live with me 
I'm lazy as a man can be (Note this paragraph is for the extended version) 
Ohhhhh I'm wicked and 
I'm lazy Ohhhhh 
Don't you want to save me? 
Lazy when 
I work, lazy on the bed 
Screaming all you like but it only fades away 
I'm lazy when 
I'm praying, lazy on the job 
Got a lazy mind, lazy eye, lazy lazy father 
Hard man, hard life 
Hard keeping it all inside 
Good times, good 
God I'm so lazy 
I almost stop (cough or rewind sound, depending on version) 
Ohhhhh I'm wicked and 
I'm lazy Ohhhhh 
Don't you want to save me? 
Ohhhhh I'm wicked and 
I'm lazy Ohhhhh 
Don't you want to save me?