Everyone is super young
They're fucking and they're getting drunk
They left me in the dust again
That seems to have become a trend
I'm sinking down the fucking drain
Drinking away all the pain
I think I'll blow my brains out NOW
They're stealing everything I've made
Corrupting every girl I've laid
Doing it better and getting paid
I'm very very very afraid
There's nowhere left for me to go
I burned out a long time ago
I guess I'm just an ass-HOLE
(Eins. Zwie. Drei. Vier.)
Hey tomorrow
Fuck you and your friend yesterday
You can never catch me because
I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that fucking mold
When I was young, and dumb, and full of fucking cum
And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel
Then you are
Youth is wasted on the young
What fucking planet are you from?
You think that you're the only one
Who's ever fucking lived before
I have died a thousand deaths
I've sucked upon a million breasts
My compliments to all the chefs
AHHH
Whatever gets me through the day
Is how I throw my life away
These lyrics are becoming gay
It's just like 50 Shades Of Gray
You're doing everything I want
Being everything I'm not
And reaping all the benefits
AHHH
Hey tomorrow
Fuck you and your friend yesterday
You can never catch me because
I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that fucking mold
When I was young, and dumb, and full of fucking cum
And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel
Then you are
You are
You are
You are
Yo, I am a relic from the past
Praise the Caesar
These days, I'm all I got
And that ain't much
My life is fanfiction
If I was gonna kill myself, I would tell you
You're only young once,
but you can't be immature forever
Hey tomorrow
Fuck you and your friend yesterday
You can never catch me because
I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that fucking mold
When I was young, and dumb, and full of fucking cum
And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel
Then you are