I would have dinner with Judith
Okay?
If I could have anyone over it would be Judith
As much as it pains me to say
I wish it were somebody else
But given the choice of anyone in the world
The only person I want over for dinner is you.
Yes, I would have dinner with Judith
So I could ask questions
Or maybe one question:
“who are you and why were you living a lie?”
It would probably end in a fight
But once I knew the truth
The real truth
Maybe I could stay strong and politely send Judith
Out into the night
That’d be nice
Yes, I would break bread with the woman who lied to
My face
Because in my head i’ve been wondering how she kept
Up the pace
To live in a lie for so long
To string her husband along
How the hell could she think that was okay?
I choose dinner with Judith
Over obama
And over rihanna
And even my celeb wife charlize theron
I would die to dine with all three
But if i’m being real
And I want to be real
In a world full of people the only person i’d want
Over for dinner is you
Yes, in a world full of people - who all haven’t hurt
Me the way that you hurt me - the only person i’d
Want over for dinner is you
That’s the truth
That's the truth
That’s the truth