For the record this is self-destructive
For the record I'm aware of that
For the record I've been picturing her body
Draped over the sofa wearing nothing but her hat
For the record
Mmhmm
I'm screwed
Mmmhmmm
For the record this can still go my way
For the record I can keep my pride
All I have to do is keep us focused on the questions
Each one of her responses will remind me how she lied
That's the answer!
Mmmhmmm
That's what I'll do...
Mmmhmmm
I'll use the
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Questions as a life line.
And of course I have sympathy
For the pathological liar who did this to me
And yes I admit, I wish I could touch her...
But the questions will make one thing clear:
There's nothing left of my old life to spare
No matter how much I may-
Judith: ta-da.
Jase (alarmed): what's up?
Judith: what do you think?
Jase: about what?
Judith: my jersey. go sea wolves!
Jase: yeah. haha. go sea wolves. anyway. I was just setting
The table here. I don't know why I did that. that's
Weird.
Judith: it makes perfect sense to me. it's kind of like a
Weird first date. which is why we really ought to
Have more booze.
Jase: I have whiskey - but, um, did you- did you want wine?
Judith: do you have wine?
Jase: yeah. the glass shattered on the chiller last night
But I think the reds are okay. I'll just uh- yeah,
I'll get them. I'll be right back.
(to henry) stay with Judith, henry.
Judith: hey, henry. I can't imagine all the horrible stuff
You've heard about me. well, it's all true. but you
Don't seem like the kind of duck who holds a grudge.
You're not a whiskey drinker, are you? no. you keep
Your wits about you. I like that.
For the record I did not expect this
I really thought that it would be a harder sell
I came up with this plan at 4am on interstate 10
How was I to know that it would work so well?
For the record
I haven't thought a lot about the way I'll answer
I guess I'm still afraid that I might lie
If only I could make him see if I was given the
Choice
Of telling him the truth or sticking knives into my
Eyes
I'd pick the knives
Mmmhmmm
But I'll survive
Mmmhmmm
I'll treat the
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Questions as a pastime!
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Questions just like last time
And maybe it's wrong to say
But his defense and distance will not
Sway me from believing this is possible
If he didn't love me anymore
Then why the hell did he open the front door?
I think it's a sign that he
Jase: hey.
Judith (alarmed): what's up?
Jase: there's a good chance this wine is terrible.
Judith: I'd settle for drinkable.
Jase: I make no promises. ah, you lit candles...
Judith: yeah. I thought it'd help set the mood.
Jase: what's the mood?
Judith: hopeful?
Judith (cont'd): just like our first date
When we sat on your carpet
Drank two bottles of wine
Jase: this is different
Two years have gone by
Our whole life was a lie
Both: but there's something
That feels so familiar
We've been here before
Jase: staring at each other
Judith: suddenly caring for each other
Both: moving on
To question
Two
Jase: "would you like to be famous? in what way?"
Judith: we're asking
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Questions to each other
Jase: tonight it's thirty-six
Reasons why
You and I
Can not be
Healthy for each other
Judith: we're asking
Both: thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Questions tonight
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Questions for the second time
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Thirty-six
Questions for the last time
This could be the last thing.