I was thinkin' of things that I hate to do
 Sex with your parents
 Things you do to me that I do to you, baby
 Sex with your parents
 Something ugly and fatter than Rush Rambo
 Something more disgusting than Robert Dole
 Something pink that climbs out of a hole
 There it was, sex with your parents
 I was gettin' so sick of this right wing shit
 These ugly old man scared of young tit an' dick
 So I try to think of something that made me sick
 There it was, sex with your parents
 Now these old fucks can bend it all they want
 You can't smoke this, you can't snort that
 You can't light this and you can't inhale that
 But me baby, I got statistics, I got statistics and I got stats
 These guys been to bed when their parents
 Now I know you're all shocked, hang and have a brew
 If you think about it for a minute, you know that it's true
 They're ashamed and repelled, they don't know what to do
 They've had sex with their parents
 When they looked into their lovers eyes they saw, mom, oh oh
 In the name of the family values we must say, whose family
 In the name of the family values we must say, hey senator
 It's has been reported that you have had
 Illegal congress with your mother
 Sex with your parents
 Ah, Senator
 An illegal congress by proxy
 Is a pigeon by any other name
 Sex with your parents
 Ah, senators you polish a turd, here in the big city we got a word
 For those who would bed their beloved big bird
 Make a mockery of our freedom
 Without even using a condom, without even saying, no
 Ah God, we have a name for people like that it's
 Hey, motherfucker