LL COOL J - Bartender Please

It's L to the L and Cool to the J
This is just how we funk today
And when it's time for us to get
Know what I mean
(Chorus)
Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me  Feel me
Got money  I don't care bout that
I don't care about that
Feel me  Feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away
Get up out my face
Feel me  Feel me
Bring another hundred bottles to me
Bartender please
Feel me  Feel me
Like fo real though
(LL Cool J)
All this fraudulent shinin
And imitation diamonds is damn near blinding

Every time leave the country
I gotta come back foreign just to remind ya
Know they watchin my moves but they never figure out exactly how I'm grindin
And these rocks in my ears
They say the bands look like the finest
No captions  funny
Flashing this money like you taking something from me
Girl gave me the eye  this dude's a dummy
Don't play boy  I'll bag your lil bunny
Chain around my neck made the night look sunny
Game so cold  your crew nose is runny
L's in the building  you know that kid
'Cause 100 for yo nose  baby blow that quick
Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me  Feel me
Got money  I don't care bout that
I don't care about that
Feel me  Feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away

Get up out my face
Feel me  Feel me
Bring another hundred bottles to me
Bartender please
Feel me  Feel me
Like fo real though
(Verse)
Hold and grow  dipped and whipped
Get a grip then flip  grip the dick  Heathcliff
The giff  the gaff  the riff  the raff
I'm slick with the bic when I pen to the pad
From the drag to the swag of the crib Louie bags
La di da and my Adidas
Get out for shizzey  just say you never pissey
You'll never be as cool as me  cool  chill back
Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me  Feel me
Got money  I don't care bout that
I don't care about that
Feel me  Feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away
Get up out my face
Feel me  Feel me
Bring another hundred bottles to me
Bartender please

Feel me  Feel me
Like fo real though
(Verse)
Yea  this the same old script
LL tall white riders on tip
Proving every rapper in the game can't spit
You gon turn around and get yo forehead split
Finish with the workout  I might blow the splif
Young girls talking bout – Hi  Mister Smith
Quick baby  put the Maserati in 5th
Brim on the Yankee hat  lookin all stiff
LL  boy where you been
Without you in the game how the coach gon win
Call Snoop Dogg  it's time to go in
Tell my man Bootsy bring the big mouths in
Step on the parkay  you know I'm gon win
It's tight balling  you can't defend
If money is stacked up  Cool's locked in
Yall get the message  I ain't gotta press send
Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me  Feel me
Got money  I don't care bout that
I don't care about that
Feel me  Feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away

Get up out my face
Feel me  Feel me
Bring another hundred bottles to me

Bartender please
Feel me  Feel me
Like fo real though

LL Cool J

Grab a big mouth and funk away

LL Cool J
Grab a big mouth and funk away

LL Cool J
(Bootsy)

Forget yo swag
Forget yo swag
You ain't got no swag  hell no
L  baby kill to the J
This is how we funk today
Snoop Doggy Dogg  wuddup

Wuddup Snoop

L  move yo ass
Stuck in that boys are now
Yo Big Bootsy  what's happenin baby
Ball around the world  call big mouth girl
How old is them people
LJ  I'm ridin daily

Ride Sally  side
Until the smoke comes out yo thighs

LL's back on the lot
What else  Let it rock

L  are you ready to rock
I'm ready
LL  are you ready to rock
Snoop I'm ready
LL's back on the lot
Ready to rock
Are you ready
I'm ready  Bootsy
Yea

Suck in that poison now
You might need some gin & juice after this