[Eminem][00:00.0]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) [00:04.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [00:07.0]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) [00:09.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [00:14.0]Ahem.. excuse me! [00:18.0]Can I have the attention of the class [00:20.0]for one second? [00:23.0]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) [00:26.0]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) [00:29.0]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) [00:32.0]Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) [00:34.0]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight [00:37.0]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) [00:40.0]And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" [00:43.0]Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" [00:46.0]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else [00:48.0]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:51.0]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:54.0]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:57.0]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass [00:59.0]faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast [01:02.0]C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) [01:06.0]I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! [01:09.0]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) [01:12.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [01:14.0]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) [01:18.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [01:19.0]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) [01:23.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [01:25.0]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) [01:29.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [01:31.0]My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high [01:34.0]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy [01:37.0]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler [01:40.0]and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) [01:42.0]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up [01:45.0]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) [01:48.0]Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians [01:50.0]Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" [01:53.0]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:56.0]I just found out my mom does more dope than I do [01:59.0]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [02:02.0]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) [02:05.0]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:07.0]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) [02:10.0]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) [02:13.0] [02:16.0]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) [02:19.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [02:22.0]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) [02:26.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [02:38.0]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) [02:41.0]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! [02:44.0]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die [02:47.0]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [02:50.0]Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide [02:53.0]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) [02:56.0]All my life I was very deprived [02:58.0]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide [03:01.0]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) [03:03.0]I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) [03:06.0]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits [03:09.0]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!) [03:13.0]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:15.0]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) [03:18.0]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) [03:19.0]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) [03:21.0]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had [03:24.0]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) [03:27.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [03:29.0]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) [03:33.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [03:34.0]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) [03:39.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [03:40.0]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) [03:44.0]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady