[00:01.61]Another Friday afternoon
[00:21.19]Dicky chillin in his room
[00:22.84]Got a teddy on the bed, you bet he playing little spoon
[00:26.10]Pimpin I ain't fittna move shit
[00:28.20]Bitches getting stupid
[00:29.60]But I ain't getting hammered less you handing me a tool kit
[00:32.60]And yea I know the cool kids are drinkin at the bar
[00:35.77]But I just ate a chicken parm
[00:37.22]And then got faded in ma car
[00:38.64]And theres tomato on ma navel, as I'm layin in ma arms
[00:42.09]Debating if its safe to wait because the bathrooms kinda far
[00:45.19]Goddamn
[00:46.32]I don't wanna go nowhere
[00:47.17]Why the fuck these bitches call ma cell
[00:48.72]Ion't really care what the fuck they do
[00:50.43]I just wanna lay in bed and jerk off ma self
[00:51.82]Sun is going down, I bet the club been going down
[00:54.68]But I don't wanna fuck wit nuffin less it's something in the house
[00:57.86]And now I'm naked on the couch
[00:59.64]Wit raisenets in ma mouth
[01:01.16]I'm playin a stupid asian in NBA 2k12
[01:04.23]And I'm beatin that ass wit the Utah Jazz
[01:07.62]Youjizz on the tablet, loading multiple tabs
[01:10.96]As I pack bowls, mac pro, chattin wit a black ho
[01:14.43]Dat want a redskin sack, call dat bitch orakpo
[01:17.65]Crack flow, fuckin wit a lotta fuckin snacks bro
[01:20.75]Cookies in the oven, whatcha know bout how I stack dough
[01:23.94]And I ain't got no mafuckan plans ya diggg
[01:26.79]It's Friday night and I'm stayin in
[01:30.26]Don't wanna drink, man you couldn't even pay the kid
[01:33.13]Who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit
[01:36.37]So put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn
[01:39.52]If you don't even care what day it is
[01:42.65]Ya had a long week, roll weed, take a hit
[01:46.02]Go on Demand, take a gander and play some shittt
[01:49.06]Okay ma cell is getting bombed yo
[01:51.10]Bitches want a don
[01:52.87]To come meet em greet em leave wit em, freak em at they condo
[01:55.18]Ma penis like Chicago
[01:57.38]D Rose pronto
[01:59.10]But I won't be scorin less it's Fifa with Ronaldo
[02:02.27]Cause I ain't comin out, I'm getting freaky, Michael Jackson
[02:05.17]Keepin up with the Kardashians
[02:06.84]As I'm eatin easy mac
[02:08.34]And as I'm peein I'm seein penis wit pieces of a napkin
[02:11.63]Need to clean it, i'm creamin without a boo, dis ain't Aladdin
[02:14.25]Achu, das what the rest yall do erry time yall spit some sicknin shit
[02:17.98]The fridge gotta lil bit left in it so now i'm raiden sub zero to finish him
[02:21.55]Damn...how you do dat there, you kickin it like Liu Kang here
[02:24.68]Ma pubic hair super bare whatcha know about a Jews wit Nair
[02:27.68]And iont think I wanna brag, but stayin inside the pad
[02:31.08]Was basically the greatest day that I've had
[02:33.44]Holla back if you don't really wanna pregame, and wait for cabs
[02:36.03]Would rather eat a fuckin cheese cake, and take a nap
[02:40.23]I'm double bundled up under covers I'm comfy den a mafucka
[02:43.56]Bumpin to something Usher, while grubbing on some fuddruckers
[02:47.15]Say I ain't the man ho playin on demand shows
[02:50.26]You can get retarded, but Lil Dicky think he stayin home
[02:53.42]And I ain't got no mafuckan plans ya diggg
[02:56.29]It's Friday night and I'm stayin in
[02:59.52]Don't wanna drink, man you couldn't even pay the kid
[03:02.56]Who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit
[03:05.73]So put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn
[03:09.17]If you don't even care what day it is
[03:12.06]Ya had a long week, roll weed, take a hit
[03:15.60]Go on Demand, take a gander and play some shittt
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