[ti:Sports ] [ar:Lil Dicky 26259769] [al:] [00:25.14]Shots in the club like plaxico [00:26.56]I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's [00:28.43]And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio [00:30.16]And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho [00:32.23] [00:32.47]I got girls on ma penis [00:33.64]Flow is the meanest [00:34.75]Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas [00:36.18]Do it all day A peterson [00:37.79]Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did [00:39.46] [00:39.66]I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body [00:41.64]Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi [00:43.46]Fight like rocky, white like Roddy [00:45.29]Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby [00:47.12] [00:47.32]Hot box ride, I can barely see [00:48.85]You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony [00:50.62]Got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus [00:52.75]Put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris [00:54.62] [00:55.21]Anybody better better than me, good try [00:56.68]I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion [00:58.61]Not even a tyson...no ear biting [01:00.43]Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan [01:02.60] [01:02.44]I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute [01:04.31]But I'm a fuckin superstar [01:05.74]And if they ask LD where he wanna live [01:07.56]Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick [01:09.12] [01:25.42]I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love [01:26.23]And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club [01:27.95] [01:28.19]She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun [01:29.92]I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum [01:31.49] [01:31.79]And so I go and approach her [01:33.26]We kick it like Stover [01:33.96]End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova [01:35.23] [01:35.64]Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny [01:37.46]So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry [01:39.68]Took her back at ma Eddie House [01:40.99]And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse [01:42.88] [01:43.07]And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden [01:44.94]Dick like James from the way that it Harden [01:46.72]My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son [01:48.90]Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one [01:50.66] [01:50.92]She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ [01:52.38]It's more like Mayo, something like OJ [01:54.40]Okay, now her clothes are off [01:56.18]And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul [01:57.53] [01:57.81]I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor [01:59.37]It was hairless, something like Villanueva [02:01.29]Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me [02:03.42]When I don't cover him up wit a safety [02:04.53] [02:04.78]But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection [02:06.76]Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did [02:08.74]Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun [02:10.75]Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on [02:11.72] [02:12.42]I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier [02:14.29]We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil [02:16.12]She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy [02:17.94]But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy [02:19.66] [02:19.87]No acting but she had a big O Oscar [02:21.74]No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go